Just for the hell of it I am saving this as a place holder as I happen to like it.
My mother in law threatened to throw brussel sprouts at my wife.
My sister in law loudly proclaimed "I did not know you had a gay brother" to my step dad, who prefers to keep it low key.
My wife had a zit on her face and my grandmother asker her if It is that time of month.
Back to my mother in law she thinks she is in Denver. She is not.
Back to my mother in law she called her son a shit.
Back to me, I can not fing my cell phone, my car keys and theintake valve to our fuel tank.