Gum and Being Bored
- I just stole 4 pieces of gum from a co worker
- They tasted good for 30 seconds
- To keep awake I just dunked it in instant coffee.
- Its not so bad.
Cells Phones Suck
- I am 100 yards off I 5 and can not receive calls.
- Texting is insane. (Pick up the dam phone)
- I ran over the charger with my swivel chair.
- The above gum may fix it.
- Should be labor day. Blew that load last week.
- Moved to Oregon this same weekend 12 years ago.
- It should not be 90 degees already.
These headlines today.
She got a "Laodicean," reception from the crowd.
a.) rousing b.) tepid c.) traditional indian gala d.) non at all
Second-place finisher Tim Ruiter of Reston, Virginia, bowed out after misspelling "Maecenas," meaning
a.) generous patron of the arts.
c. ) curt
d. ) Ned Beatty