Just Random stuff that Comes to My Mind

I am really doing some repetitive work and when something pops in mu mind I will just jot it down.

From NPR of Montreal

1. NPR is a great place to listen to new releases. Currently Listening to the New "Of Montreal cd" . I used to like this band but it seems like they now have Prince like vocals. On second thought its a little more like Spoon.

2. UP is playing PSU in soccer this weekend. That PSU is my ala mater Penn State. Go Lady pilots. Wonder where Kendra Chandhoke has disappeared to.

3. Muslims find America, the Tolerant. It seems like they have not ventured out side the city, but that Jones dude in Florida is crazy.

4. When I asked my family via text message what the score of the Braves/Cards game was they all had an answer within 10 seconds.

5. This is the last scheduled around-the-clock weekend closure for southbound I-205. Crews plan to use night time double-lane closures through October to complete joint work and restripe lanes on both directions of the bridge. I hate this as I will be missing my soccer game again.

6. Just started reading a book with a cover and Pages. My first one since I got the kindle a year ago. J. Robert Lenin's Funny Papers. and its pretty good.

7. My wife is reading to her students and playing the cd from our wedding. Wonder what the kids thing of the Loch Lomond song called Carl Sagen.

Love this  JRL wackiness. (This is lifted from here).

1 egg = 2 T vegetable oil

1 T prepared mustard = 1 t dry mustard

1 prune = 8 raisins

1 pizza = 12 dollars

1 C Coke = 1 C Pepsi

sunrise = sunset

1 wasp = 14 ants

1 hug = 5 handshakes

1 punch in jaw = 8 middle fingers

1 stomach flu = 10 staff meetings

completing free coffee card = spying nude neighbor through the window

licked by dog = gift of ugly necktie

cloud = crow

bowling trophy = promotional t-shirt

finding a $20 bill on the sidewalk = finding 20 $1 bills on the sidewalk

thunderstorm = trick-or-treating

car door slammed on fingers = testifying against brother-in-law

legalized gambling = africanized killer bees

car alarm = painful urination

misspelling = untied shoe

 lawyer jokes = 1 C bread crumbs

empty parking lot = dream-within-a-dream

shaving = sauteeing

pinking shears = parsley

tapanade = “Rashamon”

bone spur = church pew

eleventy-twelve = 122

 

9. A new way to make eggplant happened by accident as we were out of eggs.

• Soak sliced eggplants in salt and water
• Dip in a mixture of vegetablee oil and Mayo.
• Bread accordingly
• Broil in Oven

 10.  I swear or cat Astrid was getting poop out of the liter box and taking it to our Beagle who promptly ate it and then proceeded to run around like Marion Berry on Crack.

Our weather has been weird  We get sights like this. But how can one argue as it has been late October weather in early September.