Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Live in the Country or the City Because in My Humble Opinion Suburbs Suck

Snippets from The Middle Lane on the Road to Nowhere


Beaverton residents invited to ‘talk chicken’


BEAVERTON, Ore. – The City of Beaverton will host a public forum Tuesday night on the issue of possibly allowing poultry within city limits. During the forum, City staff will outline the various components being examined for developing a draft ordinance as well as potential problems that could arise.
 
Chicken Shit lawmakers. Just get over it and allow chickens. What are they expecting Chickens to Take Over Beaverton. Forget I asked that question. They have a chicken Bar in Beaverton
 
HAPPY VALLEY, Ore. - The Clackamas County sheriff said Tuesday he’s concerned the new MAX line is dropping off more than passengers at Clackamas Town Center; it’s dropping off crime too.
 
Really what did you expect. The people at the mall want more people coming to your mall but expected no increase in anything except revenue.  Certainly don't want those minorities and gang bangers out in Happy Valley.
 
And this case of whacked off Suburbanites
 


YAKIMA, Wash. (AP) - A 17-year-old testified that he had sex with a teacher in the back seat of her pickup truck in a Kmart parking lot in Yakima.

The teen testified Tuesday in Yakima County Superior Court that he had received a text message from Michele Taylor to meet him in May of last year and that she pulled him into the back seat.

Taylor is a 31-year-old physical education teacher at East Valley High School. She's charged with sexual misconduct and immoral communication with a minor.

The Yakima Herald-Republic reports that Taylor's husband, Kevin Taylor, is expected to be the first defense witness. He's also an East Valley physical education teacher. In the courthouse Monday he wore a T-shirt that read, "I love my wife

You have to admire the loyalty simplicity of the husband.  Something leads me to believe his tee shirt was from a movie he saw at the cini-plex (sic). I would not be surprised if the boy showed up in court with a tee-shirt that reads, "I love his wife"  and she shows up in court with a tee-shirt that reads I am with stupid with arrows pointing in many directions.

It always comes down to a pickup truck.

1 comment:

佩GailBohanan1蓉 said...

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